are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Randomize