Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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