Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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