You're so nebulous sometimes
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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