I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
The air taste purple.
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