no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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