So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Come see our sink grown plant.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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