awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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