Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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