When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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