I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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