We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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