We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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