when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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