its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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