i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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