Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just threw up on my dentist
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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