..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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