I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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