your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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