How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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