a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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