Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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