Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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