I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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