Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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