Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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