the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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