You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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