was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
