i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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