i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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