I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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