I'm jealous of your bromance
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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