Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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