Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
