lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
There r osticjed everywhere
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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