Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
FUCK WHALES
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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