I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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