everyone is single if you try hard enough
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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