Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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