i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
