help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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