I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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