yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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