I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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