I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just found a bag of teeth...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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