just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
