i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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