dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Text me some of your sweat
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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