I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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