wat bout pragnant strippers??
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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