I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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