Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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