Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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