Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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